ROTO GRIP DERANGED

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They say it’s just a game. Does it look like I play games?

Imbeciles! How dare they? Their ignorance gnaws at me like millions of microscopic fleas, just biting and biting until I think I’m going to SNAP! Those fools are clueless, and yet they whisper behind my back that I’ve lost touch with reality. You know what’s real? My mad skills at dismembering the pins in almost any lane condition. Crazy? Oh, I’m crazy alright – crazy good!

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THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND ME.

I know people call me strange…weird…not normal. Yet do they try to get to know me, the person I am inside? NO! Their feeble minds are incapable of comprehending my complex inner workings – my ingenious Middle Roll 70™ core. But, that’s OK. The less they know, the easier it will be to achieve absolute supremacy on the lanes.

MY LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

When they look at me, all they see is a mass of neon green and white. They have no clue I’m made with the new 61MH™ pearl reactive coverstock to help me ease through the front part of the lane. Their closed minds only give me more power. Unsuspecting idiots.

INSANELY POWERFUL AND IN TOTAL CONTROL.

My dominance reigns on lanes with medium-heavy oil. Nothing gives me more pleasure than swooping in and taking my opponents by surprise with my speed and strength at obliterating the pins. So naïve, so sure of themselves, so ready for me to crush their spirits.

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Homepage: http://www.rotogrip.com/balls/deranged

Výrobce: ROTO GRIP
Availability: In Stock
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